when lemons gives you life

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lime
11 hours ago

where be the minecraft blogs, be free of your cringe constraints and join me in minefall

 

totally not because i need to follow people :eyes:


#minefall is a quiet place and I for one am the only one yelling into the tags


chaosgay



katiebirdie

i see your claim and raise you this: once when i was younger i didnt brush my hair for so long a third of it turned into a giant knot and i cut it off, all in secret

 

this happened twice


lime

notmal prople dont do this?


#i brush my hair once a day at best

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kaito-momota

real talk ur either a queen or a clown and theres no inbetween


princeofdoom

clown queens


lime

Theres queens whore clowns and Her Magesty the Clown Queen 


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lime
2 days ago

yes hello im an adult acording to the law of the land but not according to the law of physics can someone help


#shitpost #homegrown #text post

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lime
5 days ago


lime
6 days ago

who is the suits?

am i a suit?

honestly personally id like to be a ballgown


#shitpost #homegrown #text post

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lime
1 week ago

i want nothing more in life than to make a dnd character whos parents was, one of them was like elemental spirit of whatever half bird person and the other a dragonborn and the kid would look like both their parents and be this giant Thing and probably have a lot of scars but when asked about all their adventures theyd be like "im an accountant..?"

"but what about all those scars?!?!?"

"i train 'problematic' dogs in my free time"


#dnd #shitpost #i want it #homegrown #text post

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lime
1 week ago

okay real post here but how many of yall have watched TAZ


#in debating dming a campain on the same level of lawlessness

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lime

it has come to my attention that i unfortunatly have a skeleton, if youd be so kind to donate so i can fix this grave error i-


babushka

this is literally an error not even the grave can fix. put it in a closet or something


chaosgay

have you tried uninstalling it?


lime

not yet, turning it off and on again didnt work so maybe reinstalling it..

ill keep yall posted but in general my closet is too full for more skeletons


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lime
1 week ago

my past has come back to bite me in the ass as i continue to confuse perfect and perfective


#linguists suck >:(

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lime
1 week ago

it has come to my attention that i unfortunatly have a skeleton, if youd be so kind to donate so i can fix this grave error i-


#shitpost #homegrown #text post

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evilbog

Man people who advocate for eating the crust of the pizza need to get a rain check

Like if you think im going to eat the sock of the pizza then bud youve got another thing coming


pansexual

But the pizza handle is purposely edible for this exact reason!


wyvern-king

its not about the crust itself, its about getting a good crust

also leave about a quarter inch of pizza and then eat the crust sideways so its not all bread and its not as bad


coffee

Properly seasoned pizza crust is like garlic bread and as such is delish👌


wyvern-king

i forgot to add this u know what else is good tho???

dipping the crust in marinara sauce 


lime

excuse you i eat B R E A D even if my B R E A D circle has cheese and tomaboe on it dats just B E TT E R


evilbog

Man even if you leave a little bit of pizza on the pizza handle to eat with it that does make the pizza sock taste good. It doesnt improve the intrinsic badness of the pizza sock. 

Its just a cheap tactic to make weak pizza handles better


lime

you are weak

i consume the Bread

does it have condiments of ham, cheese, trumbone and pinabble?

is it a circle?

who cares its a sandwish in shape of a wheel and ill eat the sandwish crusts like a good good boy who doesnt cut off the bread crust


#the irony is that i did actually cut of the crusts of some breads not too long ago #regressed into childhood

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lime

would i go to jail for stranging a person because id like to personally say go fuck your entire self to artifexian, great guy otherwise but explaining agglutenative and fusional languages???? NO????

after reading about it it looks half plagerized from wikipedia but i dont give a shit about that because the wiki is trash to because it uses only the example of a sufix í in spanish which mushes first person singular and mood into one deal BUT comí, the example used, is inherently semi agglutenative since you glue í only com

isabel cooke mckay on youtube is a hero for explaining how it is, an entirely fusional language mushes words together and has no connection between the changes like if oursús is the meaning for house, singular, accusative then houses can be the plural nom case, if you squint you might see how they connect but theyre more or less totally different making learning one fully fusional language ABSOLUTE HELL TO LEARN

this has been my ted talk


lime

nvm im sorry artefexian youre not alone in sucking at explaining this


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lime

im an adult

im lactose intollerant

im eating ice cream for breakfast


katiebirdie

im eating ice cream for breakfast too so at least you're not alone


lime

we are connected in our disaster energies


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lime
1 week ago

would i go to jail for stranging a person because id like to personally say go fuck your entire self to artifexian, great guy otherwise but explaining agglutenative and fusional languages???? NO????

after reading about it it looks half plagerized from wikipedia but i dont give a shit about that because the wiki is trash to because it uses only the example of a sufix í in spanish which mushes first person singular and mood into one deal BUT comí, the example used, is inherently semi agglutenative since you glue í only com

isabel cooke mckay on youtube is a hero for explaining how it is, an entirely fusional language mushes words together and has no connection between the changes like if oursús is the meaning for house, singular, accusative then houses can be the plural nom case, if you squint you might see how they connect but theyre more or less totally different making learning one fully fusional language ABSOLUTE HELL TO LEARN

this has been my ted talk


#hammer and pencil #text post #conlang

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lime
1 week ago

im an adult

im lactose intollerant

im eating ice cream for breakfast


#shitpost #homegrown #text post #actually noit a shitpost.... my life is in shambles but mmmm cocklete

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evilbog

Man people who advocate for eating the crust of the pizza need to get a rain check

Like if you think im going to eat the sock of the pizza then bud youve got another thing coming


pansexual

But the pizza handle is purposely edible for this exact reason!


wyvern-king

its not about the crust itself, its about getting a good crust

also leave about a quarter inch of pizza and then eat the crust sideways so its not all bread and its not as bad


coffee

Properly seasoned pizza crust is like garlic bread and as such is delish👌


wyvern-king

i forgot to add this u know what else is good tho???

dipping the crust in marinara sauce 


lime

excuse you i eat B R E A D even if my B R E A D circle has cheese and tomaboe on it dats just B E TT E R


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lime
1 week ago

the world is minecraft herobrine send tweet


#shitpost #homegrown #text post

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lime
1 week ago


“int that a bit biased?” i said

”can you trust me? yeah i think you can trust me!” i joked

”oh shit they were covering their ass” i say now, having not watched their video, watching someone else talking about it, essentially proving that the video was in responce to questioning emails from the second person who wanted to do an interview with them

"oh well" i sigh as i remember that op demonized eating meat in the past and i move along peacefully


#i had my worries about em #the title is funny as hell tho #"can you trust me?" #"nah mate dont trust me" #text post #dont wanna call it a shitpost

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lime
1 week ago

sounding confident is a preformance enhancing drug


#shitpost #homegrown #text post

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lime
2 weeks ago


gummychicken

What if cats are secretly aliens that want to study humans and want to use us as pets to them.

I have a cat named baxter that looks like a alien and he might use me as a study animal.


wyvern-king

pls show us the boi


gummychicken


lime

thats no alien its a bapy


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evilbog

When somebody wants to talk to me about an interest that I never get to talk about


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lime
2 weeks ago

look im a dumb gay and cant do math

you really expecting me to be able to function with spellslots and rules???

think again


#dnd #shitpost #I’ll dm a game that follows minimal rule and it’s “have fun”

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lime
2 weeks ago

dear dnd fandom, how do you manage to be a dm when you cant play a non npc character


#sgitpost #but also not really #it’s a problem

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