three fools in a trench coat

when lemons give you life what do you do then

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lime reblogged lime
4 minutes ago
Monday 20th May 2019 10:17:12
lime 20th May 2019 10:03:53 AM - 17 minutes ago

look i love language but french and english should be illigal until yall have had major spelling reforms this is getting rediculus 

"Qu'en dites-vous" what does this even fucking say im crying


lime 20th May 2019 10:17:12 AM - 4 minutes ago

hey i want to change this because theyve had spelling reforms but heres the thing yall

we want shallow orthographic depth aka SPELL THINGS LIKE THEYRE PRONOUNCED YOU POMPUS FUCKS WHAT EVEN IS A THROUGHOUT


lime
17 minutes ago
Monday 20th May 2019 10:03:53

look i love language but french and english should be illigal until yall have had major spelling reforms this is getting rediculus 

"Qu'en dites-vous" what does this even fucking say im crying


lime reblogged 80roxy08
1 hour ago
Monday 20th May 2019 09:13:29
80roxy08 20th May 2019 09:06:18 AM - 1 hour ago

Me @ all my eurovision faves

 

"LOVING YOU WAS A LOSING GAME" *incoherent sobbing*


lime 20th May 2019 09:13:29 AM - 1 hour ago

i see you in the tags and as a swede FUCK OUR SONG IT SUCKED NORWAY FRANCE AND ITALY WERE ROBBED


lime
2 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 08:25:12

im about to learn coding just so i can make a waterfall of youtube


lime
3 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 07:18:37

if i end up for whatever posting my singing here i propose that the tag will be singfall


lime
6 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 04:15:03

music made from inherently unmusical sounds like slapping a table or an animal noise is more sexy than any sex-o-phone


lime reblogged rii
6 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 04:00:02
nine5tars 20th May 2019 03:54:42 AM - 6 hours ago
by Minidan

I love squid ink cookie!!

from last year


lime 20th May 2019 04:00:02 AM - 6 hours ago

i dont know anything from cookiesprint but i want to adopt her


lime
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:44:56

my eye: im gonna hurt now

me: bitch youre the third thing to hurt this nano second youre not special


lime reblogged pansexual
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:37:07

HERE IS AN IDEA

pansexual 5th May 2019 04:09:08 AM - 2 weeks ago

Boy short underwear for girls?

how about...

panties for boys


lime 20th May 2019 03:23:39 AM - 7 hours ago

now im not one to be a smartass but i think its called a thong


pansexual 20th May 2019 03:34:11 AM - 7 hours ago

Why anyone would want to have their butthole flossed constantly is beyond me. 


lime 20th May 2019 03:37:07 AM - 7 hours ago

why would anyone floss their teeth


lime reblogged rii
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:36:06
rii 20th May 2019 03:33:12 AM - 7 hours ago

note 2 future self: dont put tomatoes in sandwiches with tomato sauce in tgem


lime 20th May 2019 03:36:06 AM - 7 hours ago

wasnt that obvious? you only need so many tomatoe products on a bread??? you either get the crunch version or the fake blood kind


lime
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:33:08

right btw im not even in the fandom and im not caught up with the manga or anime but have a wip from something villain!deku related since all the edgy versions of deku that are just "i cant be a hero so theyll fear me as a villain" annoy me and are so contradictory to his paragon character

“Not all men are created equal” it was a lesson he had learned at the age of 4. But now, at age 14, it was reaffirmed to him in a different way.

In a different announcement.

The cost of attendance at UA was staggering and out of reach, another unjumpable hurdle. When asking All Might what to do about the problem, not wanting to let the One For All powers cut off by him, pathetic and poor Midorima Izuku.

In hiding from his mom All Might has paid the tuition and Izukus internal debt to him grew.

-

“Not all men are created equal“ some men are breed more equal than others. He was reminded of this fact every time after the sports festival that he looked at Todoroki. However secure in his flames Todoroki would become it still felt wrong that he had to live through such a situation, such abuse from the man he was supposed to be inspired by.


He saw Todoroki and wondered how many more children, no, people, had to live through quirk marriages as the forced spouse or their perceived failures of children that hadn’t gotten the perfect quirk the instigator had hoped for.

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The hero killer stain, with his twisted ideology exposed the first cracks for Midorima. The first cracks in the wall of the professional hero industry. Without the help of himself, Todoroki and Ilda more people could have gotten hurt and they had been lucky to escape the law with a warning. This worry grew in him now every time he watched the news and another follower of the Hero Killer was reported on not because they never got their end of justice but because some had taken so long to find.


In his research of these cases he had also found the rest of the cracks.


Many of the suspected followers had been arrested for using their quirk without a license but not to threaten any of the pro heros or civilians, no, they had used their powers to stop small villains in areas that pro heros didn’t usually work in. Used their quirks to help citizens with small quality of life tasks that his idols didn’t have time for.


lime reblogged lime
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:30:09
lime 20th May 2019 02:58:22 AM - 7 hours ago

time to weed through my followers and see if i can find more content to follow, expect reblogs


lime 20th May 2019 03:30:09 AM - 7 hours ago

right thats enough for now


lime reblogged turstrigo
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:28:01
lime 8th February 2019 06:50:13 PM - 3 months ago

blinking is gay, if you blink, you gay


lime 20th May 2019 03:28:01 AM - 7 hours ago

when i say i dont have a brain this is what im talking about

which entity took its turn to pilot me and made me make this post??

i agree with it but have zero memory of its existance and yet i blink, and yet im gay, gay as fuck


lime reblogged seven
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:23:39

HERE IS AN IDEA

pansexual 5th May 2019 04:09:08 AM - 2 weeks ago

Boy short underwear for girls?

how about...

panties for boys


lime 20th May 2019 03:23:39 AM - 7 hours ago

now im not one to be a smartass but i think its called a thong


lime reblogged throckmorton
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:18:53
throckmorton 18th April 2019 03:26:11 PM - 1 month ago

Had a dream that I was fighting with some dude about the pronunciation of GIF

and we went back and forth for a bit and then he goes “Well the creator of GIF pronounces it “JIF”, so HA” 

And I turned straight Machiavellan, looked into his eyes, and said “the word of God means nothing to a non-believer” and I woke up 


lime reblogged throckmorton
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:17:56
throckmorton 22nd April 2019 12:06:15 AM - 4 weeks ago

Interesting how animals with hair all over their bodies don't have armpit hair, yet the opposite is true for humans


lime 20th May 2019 03:17:56 AM - 7 hours ago

truly the fingerless gloves of nature


lime reblogged telepathic-melon
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:16:07
telepathic-melon 13th May 2019 02:05:02 PM - 7 days ago

wait its monday


lime 20th May 2019 03:16:07 AM - 7 hours ago

sadly its a biweekly occurance


lime reblogged telepathic-melon
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:15:15
telepathic-melon 17th May 2019 02:31:36 PM - 3 days ago

oh hey this is pretty cool

me

lime 20th May 2019 03:15:15 AM - 7 hours ago

things that are pretty cool

  1. this
  2. uuuuuuuh...

lime reblogged bleepbloopbee
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:12:05
lime 26th December 2018 12:26:16 PM - 5 months ago

everyone on here trying to make an audience


disasterbisexual 27th December 2018 06:32:07 PM - 5 months ago


lime reblogged leg-stealing-bee
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:10:17
leg-stealing-bee 19th May 2019 06:36:50 AM - 1 day ago

LEGS


lime 20th May 2019 03:10:17 AM - 7 hours ago

look you dont have to steal them, ill give them to you for free


lime reblogged oddlyzero
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:07:23
coffee 18th May 2019 09:49:54 PM - 2 days ago

self care is sprawling out on a loveseat and stuffing handfulls of cheese puffs into your gaping maw


lime reblogged oddlyzero
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:06:24

[ASMR] clown noises at 3AM

oddlyzero 19th May 2019 04:01:56 PM - 18 hours ago

*honk* *honk*

:0)


lime 20th May 2019 03:06:24 AM - 7 hours ago

i did it, i found a makara kin in the wild


lime reblogged oddlyzero
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:05:29
coffee 19th May 2019 06:46:58 PM - 16 hours ago

Me, in awe of thell juggling everybodys questions while fixing the bugs that pop up: hey uh, the text post option disappeared

Thell: fuck


thelldev 19th May 2019 06:54:20 PM - 15 hours ago

it what now


lime reblogged oddlyzero
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 03:02:49
oddlyzero 19th May 2019 08:28:27 PM - 14 hours ago

uhh

 

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lime
7 hours ago
Monday 20th May 2019 02:58:22

time to weed through my followers and see if i can find more content to follow, expect reblogs


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